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MMA World Edition: UFC 162′s Silva Vs. Weidman Gets The Taiwan Animation...
Yes, that is Anderson Silva kicking through the Incredible Hulk’s chest.UFC 162 goes down tomorrow night, and Taiwan’s Next Media Animation has come through in the clutch with the best-possible preview...
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Tarell Brown Accidentally Forfeited $2 Million In Salary, Got His Own Taiwan...
Do you read contracts? Tell us why.That’s how Taiwan Animation’s recap of the Tarell Brown salary gaffe ends. You know, before a panda goes down a waterslide and does a triple flip into a pool of...
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Johnny Football Gets Pissed On, Drinks Bevo Vomit In Latest Taiwan Animation
I put that image up top so you’d know I wasn’t f**king around with that headline.Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel, aka Johnny Football, is the latest in a long, long line of sports celebrities to...
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Riley Cooper Will Jump That Fence And Fight Every [Slur For Taiwanese People]...
If you haven’t been following the Wonka-esque story of Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Riley Cooper threatening to “fight every n*gger” at a Kenny Chesney concert, then being extremely sorry and...
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Welp, That Was Quick: Taiwan Animation Covers ‘Football On Your Phone’
Yesterday afternoon — yes, yesterday afternoon — DirecTV posted a video of Peyton and Eli Manning rapping about being able to watch football on your phone called (somewhat confusingly) ‘Football On...
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UFC 164 Predictions, Courtesy Of Taiwan Animation
UFC 164 goes down tomorrow night. Unfortunately, any and all MMA journalism has been rendered moot by this set of UFC 164 predictions, presented by Next Media Animation in badly-done, absurdist Taiwan...
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Taiwan Animation Is Just Animating Suicides Now
Is it possible for Taiwan Animation to jump the shark? You know, without badly animating themselves riding a panda and jumping over a shark? Next Media Animation of Taiwan has done a lot of concerning...
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For An Expectedly Tolerant Take On Michael Sam Coming Out, Here’s Taiwan...
This is the first Taiwan Animation video we’ve shared in a months. For a while there we were sharing their take on EVERYTHING — UFC, Johnny Football being urinated on, suicides — but we went through a...
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Oh God, Taiwan Animation Reported On The Death Of The Ultimate Warrior
I thought Nancy Grace would be the most ridiculous person to react to the death of The Ultimate Warrior today, but as bad as Nancy is, she’s never crudely animated someone getting beaten to death by a...
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Taiwan’s Report On Michael Sam’s Reality Show Involves Dancing Gay Rainbow Turds
Via YouTube Taiwan Animation’s report on Michael Sam’s reality show features the following: 1. Lindsay Lohan being murdered with a handgun 2. Oprah getting hit in the face with a pair of tighty-whities...
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Dennis Rodman And The Pope In NBA Jam Is Taiwan Animation's Masterpiece
This is it. They’re never going to top this one. Taiwan Animation covered Dennis Rodman’s trip to the Vatican with a game of NBA Jam, pitting Rodman and the Pope against evil lawyers, dunking altar...
View ArticleKobe Bryant’s Injury Gets The Taiwan Animation Treatment, And Also Jeremy Lin...
Interested in learning more about Kobe Bryant’s injury and its impact on the Los Angeles Lakers? Then turn to the only people who matter in sports reporting, Taiwan’s Next Media Animation. They gave...
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You Know Who Loved The Bulls Beating The Heat? Taiwan Animation
If you’re happy to see the Miami Heat lose game 1 of their East semis series against the Chicago Bulls, perhaps you’ll like to see the Heat portrayed as rusty Terminators while the Bulls mascot puts...
View ArticleTaiwan Animation Covers The Anchored Putter Ban, Fried Chicken-Gate, Caddyshack
The anchored putter ban controversy is big, but not so big that Taiwan Animation couldn’t devote 20 seconds to Tiger Woods dumping a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken on Sergio Garcia’s head. Way to...
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Dwyane Wade Loses A Leg In Taiwan Animation’s NBA Playoffs Recap
Earlier today I posted a list of the 5 things you should see from last night’s NBA Eastern Conference Finals Game 7 between the Miami Heat and the Indiana Pacers. Taiwan’s Next Media Animation did...
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